New Star Wars is Crap

Maz-Kanata

Just saying. No spoilers.

The good:

Female pilots. And female storm troopers. And at least two scenes with aliens speaking Kuyo and Jang’o. One of them is Lupita. Also, light sabers.

The bad:

Everything else. But please. Go ahead. Watch it. Make them more money. I dare you.

May the force be … oh fuck it.