And they’re not all married, gay, or catholic. I know because I’ve recently found one. On a dating site. Though to be fair, it was him who found me so I really shouldn’t take any credit. Either way, I’m feeling very pleased with myself.  *cheeky grin*

I wanted to put a lot of thought into this post, and come up with something deep and comprehensive. Something about people in relationships, and how annoying they can be, claiming there’s someone for everyone, dishing out advice and platitudes.

It comes when you least expect it.

Sit back and let love find you.

Men don’t like it when you chase them.

Of course they can say things like that, because they’ve already found their someone. But like Chris Martin says, life is a drink, love is a drug. And right now, it’s a sunny Friday and I am definitely feeling drunk and high. So. I shall start again when I feel a little calmer and a lot less giddy. For now, shout out to my very own ray of sunshine.

Safety Helmet (Hard Hat)


It’s a miracle couples find each other at all. All those random men and women you meet on the street,one of them could be your missing rib. And even if they were, how would you know? I wish I had a secret formula. Something I could put in a bottle and sell for millions. Until then, I’ll just thank the stars and the deities of the internet. And in the absence of a magic potion or a formula, do like Samantha Mumba says …

♫ To all the good men who are out there ♫

♫ All the single ladies wanna know where ♫

♫ So put your hands up in the air ♫

♫ And say, ‘I’m right here’ ♫

♫ Bloodstream ♫ Ed Sheeran ♫

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