Posts Tagged ‘Sad’

Helloooooo Malibu!

Her name is Malibu Barbie, by the way. Just so you know. There are moments in my life when I need to go out and get drunk. The moments started in my teens, and generally coincide with PMS. Initially, it came with ovulation, and was signalled by a sudden thirst for sugar, chocolate, and … […]

A wedding and a funeral

Cowboys don’t die. And if they die, they don’t rot. And if they rot, they don’t smell – Blondie I wrote this post three times. Each time I wrote the first sentence, it sounded stupid, so I crossed it out and started again. This has never happened before. I don’t find it hard to write. […]