When I joined Facebook five years ago, it was because of a boy. I’d been invited about five times – by five different people. I was pretty green back then, and it looked as silly as MySpace, so ignored it. Eventually, this one boy who lived halfway across the world posted birthday pictures. I hadn’t seen him in five years, and the only way to see the pictures was to join, so I did.

The boy was my brother, and that’s an awful lot of fives.

I spent the first few weeks ranting about how complex it all was and how I didn’t get it. My brothers – and pals twice my age – declared me too old for Facebook. I posted maybe once a month and logged in even less. Yes, it’s possible.

Once, I had a prolonged coffee high. I posted every day, and sometimes, I wrote every five minutes. Those were two very interesting weeks, and I spent more time there than I had in two years … combined. I call that my manic phase. The Twitter version of that was … scary.

I deleted my Facebook account twice because I wasn’t using it much. Deleting meant erasing every friend, photo, and status update before killing the account, so each time I rejoined, I started the friends list afresh – and left out a few people. Wasn’t intentional – it’s just hard to keep track.

Some people complained after adding me four times, others whined that I had left them out, and some I couldn’t find at all. They’d changed their Facebook names. I also had to use new emails each time, because my old ones were still in the database. Luckily, I have fifteen to choose from.

Twitter was pretty much the same. I joined for a boy, deleted for a boy, rejoined for another boy, and am posting for a fourth boy. I used to tweet a hundred times a day, and I accumulated 5,000 tweets in 3 months before my last deletion. I’ve had 6 different accounts, and each time I leave, I wipe it clean. This time, I’ve built up barely 1000 tweets in six months. *shrug* But at least I’m having fun with it.

 

Interestingly, people say far smarter things on Twitter than they do on Facebook, even when they have parallel accounts. Maybe it’s because we’re trying harder to impress strangers. Your FB friends already know how dense you are, but Twitter timelines are a whole new ballgame. Or something.

Facebook is way more detailed than Twitter, mostly because there are more pictures. Most people use their real names and connect with friends, colleagues, and family. Twitter is a touch more secure because people use nicknames, and few avatars involve their real likeness. Even if you use your photo as an avatar, the timeline shows a quarter inch shot that is pretty hard to recognise … unless you really want to … in which case, you can click on the tiny head shot and get a larger image. Maybe.

Twitter should – logically – be more anonymous than Facebook, and in some ways, it is. I mean, if I use a handle like @bigfattyjunkkid then nobody will know I’m a closet body builder. Or if I call myself @supersexydiva, nobody would think I’m a … boy.

But people are … not very smart … sometimes. You use a misleading username, then you tweet your location on Foursquare. And there’ll always be that nosy person peeking over your shoulder in a cyber or public transport, and they won’t always introduce themselves.

Another scary thing is this. On Facebook, you can usually tell when your mum becomes your friend. You can refuse and earn her wrath, or you can accept and up your privacy settings. Did you know you can fix different levels of accessibility for individual Facebook friends? Like, for example, Mr X can see my status reports, Mr B can see my photo tags, and Miss C can see my lewd photos, yet they’re all on the same friends list.

No, I don’t have lewd photos on Facebook. Shut up.

On Twitter, conversely, your mum just has to sign up as @foxymama and she has access to all your random vibe. Assuming of course she knows your username. That hot tweepette you’re flirting with could actually be your …

But all this is beside the point. Most tweeps are anonymous. With time, they meet up and the cloaking device is gone, but until then, people are free to say outrageous, nasty, insensitive things because no one knows who they are. It can get pretty annoying.

Still … once in a while, I long for anonymity. My life and my PC are intertwined, so my online persona feeds my offline one. My tweets, blogs, quotes, and Facebook statuses are linked, and they can all be viewed by friends, foes, clients, mother … and daughter. So every once in a while, I think of getting new ID so I can talk trash online. Sadly, I’m not very good at spy stuff, so I’d likely bust myself on Foursquare.

I wonder if it’s possible to have a secret Twitter timeline, one with no followers. I could say anything I want and nobody could judge me. But then again, venting isn’t half as fun when no one hears it.

353 thoughts on “Twitter vs Facebook

  1. My brother suggested I might like this website. He was totally right. This post actually made my day. You cann’t imagine simply how much time I had spent for this info! Thanks!

  2. Someone essentially help to make seriously articles I’d state. This is the very first time I frequented your web page and up to now? I amazed with the research you made to make this actual put up extraordinary. Great task!

  3. Awesome write-up. I’m a normal visitor of your site and appreciate you taking the time to maintain the excellent site. I will be a regular visitor for a long time.

  4. Hiya, I am really glad I have found this information. Today bloggers publish only about gossip and net stuff and this is actually frustrating. A good site with interesting content, that’s what I need. Thanks for making this website, and I will be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  5. Hiya, I’m really glad I have found this information. Today bloggers publish only about gossip and net stuff and this is really irritating. A good blog with interesting content, that’s what I need. Thanks for making this site, and I’ll be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  6. Awesome write-up. I’m a normal visitor of your website and appreciate you taking the time to maintain the excellent site. I’ll be a frequent visitor for a long time.

  7. Hey there. I found your site via Google even as searching for a related subject, your site got here up. It appears good. I have bookmarked it in my google bookmarks to come back then.

  8. Hiya, I’m really glad I’ve found this info. Today bloggers publish only about gossip and internet stuff and this is actually annoying. A good site with exciting content, that is what I need. Thanks for making this web site, and I’ll be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  9. Hiya, I’m really glad I have found this information. Nowadays bloggers publish only about gossip and net stuff and this is actually frustrating. A good website with exciting content, that is what I need. Thank you for making this site, and I’ll be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  10. Hello there. I found your web site by means of Google at the same time as searching for a similar matter, your site came up. It appears great. I’ve bookmarked it in my google bookmarks to visit then.

  11. I think other web-site proprietors should take this web site as an model, very clean and magnificent user genial style and design, as well as the content. You’re an expert in this topic!

  12. There are actually a whole lot of details like that to take into consideration. That may be a nice point to convey up. I provide the thoughts above as common inspiration however clearly there are questions just like the one you bring up the place an important factor will be working in honest good faith. I don?t know if greatest practices have emerged around things like that, but I am sure that your job is clearly recognized as a good game. Both boys and girls really feel the affect of only a moment’s pleasure, for the rest of their lives.

  13. Hiya, I am really glad I’ve found this info. Nowadays bloggers publish only about gossip and web stuff and this is really irritating. A good web site with interesting content, this is what I need. Thanks for making this web site, and I’ll be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  14. Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a little bit, but instead of that, this is wonderful blog. A fantastic read. I’ll certainly be back.

  15. Hiya, I’m really glad I’ve found this information. Nowadays bloggers publish just about gossip and net stuff and this is actually annoying. A good website with exciting content, this is what I need. Thank you for making this web site, and I’ll be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  16. Awesome post. I’m a regular visitor of your site and appreciate you taking the time to maintain the nice site. I will be a regular visitor for a long time.

  17. Awesome post. I am a normal visitor of your site and appreciate you taking the time to maintain the nice site. I’ll be a frequent visitor for a really long time.

  18. Hiya, I’m really glad I’ve found this info. Today bloggers publish only about gossip and internet stuff and this is actually frustrating. A good website with interesting content, that is what I need. Thank you for making this site, and I will be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  19. I would like to show my affection for your generosity giving support to folks who require help with in this area. Your very own dedication to getting the solution throughout appeared to be quite advantageous and has truly helped men and women just like me to get to their objectives. Your entire valuable advice means a great deal a person like me and extremely more to my fellow workers. Thanks a ton; from each one of us.

  20. Hey there. I discovered your blog by the use of Google while searching for a comparable matter, your site came up. It appears good. I’ve bookmarked it in my google bookmarks to visit then.

  21. A person necessarily help to make critically articles I’d state. That is the very first time I frequented your website page and so far? I surprised with the research you made to create this particular put up extraordinary. Fantastic job!

  22. Hiya, I am really glad I have found this information. Nowadays bloggers publish just about gossip and net stuff and this is actually frustrating. A good website with interesting content, this is what I need. Thank you for making this web-site, and I will be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  23. Hiya, I am really glad I’ve found this information. Nowadays bloggers publish only about gossip and web stuff and this is actually irritating. A good website with interesting content, this is what I need. Thanks for making this web-site, and I’ll be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  24. Hiya, I am really glad I have found this information. Today bloggers publish just about gossip and net stuff and this is really irritating. A good web site with exciting content, that is what I need. Thank you for making this site, and I will be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  25. Hiya, I am really glad I’ve found this info. Nowadays bloggers publish just about gossip and internet stuff and this is really irritating. A good website with interesting content, that is what I need. Thanks for making this web-site, and I will be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  26. Hiya, I’m really glad I have found this information. Nowadays bloggers publish just about gossip and net stuff and this is really frustrating. A good website with exciting content, this is what I need. Thanks for making this web site, and I will be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  27. Hiya, I’m really glad I’ve found this info. Nowadays bloggers publish just about gossip and web stuff and this is really annoying. A good website with exciting content, that’s what I need. Thank you for making this web site, and I will be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  28. Hiya, I’m really glad I’ve found this info. Today bloggers publish only about gossip and web stuff and this is really frustrating. A good web site with exciting content, this is what I need. Thanks for making this web site, and I’ll be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  29. I happen to be writing to let you know what a outstanding experience my child found going through your site. She learned a good number of things, with the inclusion of what it is like to have an ideal helping heart to get many more with no trouble know precisely certain hard to do matters. You undoubtedly did more than her expected results. Many thanks for supplying the productive, safe, educational and as well as easy tips about the topic to Jane.

  30. Awesome write-up. I am a regular visitor of your web site and appreciate you taking the time to maintain the nice site. I’ll be a frequent visitor for a really long time.

  31. Awesome post. I’m a regular visitor of your blog and appreciate you taking the time to maintain the excellent site. I will be a regular visitor for a really long time.

  32. Awesome write-up. I am a regular visitor of your web site and appreciate you taking the time to maintain the excellent site. I’ll be a regular visitor for a really long time.

  33. Hiya, I am really glad I’ve found this info. Today bloggers publish only about gossip and internet stuff and this is actually irritating. A good website with exciting content, that’s what I need. Thanks for making this web-site, and I will be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  34. Awesome write-up. I’m a regular visitor of your site and appreciate you taking the time to maintain the nice site. I will be a regular visitor for a really long time.

  35. Hiya, I’m really glad I have found this info. Today bloggers publish just about gossip and internet stuff and this is actually irritating. A good web site with exciting content, this is what I need. Thanks for making this site, and I will be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  36. Hiya, I am really glad I’ve found this information. Nowadays bloggers publish just about gossip and web stuff and this is really irritating. A good blog with exciting content, this is what I need. Thanks for making this web-site, and I’ll be visiting again. Do you do newsletters by email?

  37. You can definitely see your skills within the work you write. The world hopes for more passionate writers like you who are not afraid to mention how they believe. All the time go after your heart. “If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry about cutting it.” by Fred Allen.

  38. Hi there. I discovered your website by way of Google at the same time as looking for a related subject, your website got here up. It seems to be good. I’ve bookmarked it in my google bookmarks to visit then.

  39. Thanks for every other informative blog. The place else could I get that type of info written in such a perfect method? I have a challenge that I’m simply now working on, and I’ve been on the look out for such information.

  40. Awesome write-up. I’m a normal visitor of your site and appreciate you taking the time to maintain the excellent site. I will be a regular visitor for a really long time.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.