Curiosity killed the cat … but I bet it had fun dying ;-)

So Bomseh has updated. Yay! And in homage and obeissance, (and also coz he seems like an interesting guy), I will sate his curiosity [and that of one 3N who strikes me as equally sweet and fun].

1. What time did you get up this morning?

5.40 a.m.

2. How do you like your steak?

Very, very, very soft, what  my ex once described as chewing-gum consistency. What. I have lazy teeth **grin**

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

Er … Kung fu panda I think, but I spent the whole time cradling poor princess who was freezing, there was too much AC. So we bought the DVD and watched it over and over and over…

4. What is your favorite TV show?

Big bang theory, hands down! Though I usually watch it on DVD. If it has to be actual terrestrial TV, I would say Zain Challenge. What.

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?

Nairobi, more hands down. There’s no place I’d rather be.

6. What did you have for breakfast?

Four slices of brown bread with peanut butter, blueband and jam and almost sugarless black lime tea.

7. What is your favorite cuisine?

Mokimo  with chicken stew. No wait … cuisine suggests type/genre yes? Ok, fast food. Preferably burgers. With cheese. Lots of cheese.

8. What foods do you dislike?

Seafood. Especially octopus. And squid. And  prawns. And crabs. And … all of them really. I’m sure they taste lovely, but I refuse to eat anything that looks like it should  be eating me! Also, mrenda. Eeew! And chilli, can’t handle the stuff.

9. Favorite Place to Eat?

Um … anywhere with food? No, scratch that, I’ll go with Forodhani. Their Zanzibari pizza is to die for! Cheap too.

10. Favorite dressing?

American garden mayonnaise. I take it on everything from rabbit food to hotdogs.

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?

I don’t drive … yet … but my dream car is a burgundy old-school volkswagen beetle named Sasha the Red…

12. What are your favorite clothes?

Jeans and boots.

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?

Depends … what’s in the cup?

15. Where would you want to retire?

Nairobi.

16. Favorite time of day?

Bedtime. In more ways than one **grin**

17. Where were you born?

Mombasa.

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?

Anything on ice.

19. Who do you think will not tag you back?

I’m not tagging anyone except 21, so…

20. Person you expect to tag you back first?

Hehehe refer to 19 **grin**

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this?

3N. And that’s bad grammar.

22. Bird watcher?

Yep. In all forms, shapes and sizes. Human ones too **grin** I like their pretty colours and grace. Just don’t ask me their names.

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?

Eh … I like to sleep in very late, though I get more done when I wake up early. Plus I do my best studying between 2 and 4 a.m…

24. Do you have any pets?

Nope. I do want a black cat though, and an aquarium.

25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share?

Mwehehehehe wouldn’t you like to know **grin**

26. What did you want to be when you were little?

Doctor. Actually, nurse, like my mum, but she insisted I upgrade to doctor, and that lasted till I discovered the molar theorem **shudder**

27. What is your best childhood memory?

Um …  I had to really think about that one.  I was too busy being grown up to enjoy my childhood much. I guess having my first burger at Lilian towers with my  Uncle Max.

28. Are you a cat or dog person?

Both *wink*

29. Are you married?

Not anymore.

30. Always wear your seat belt?

Almost always.

31. Been in a car accident?

Thank God, no.

32. Any pet peeves?

People who ask about pet peeves. I mean really, why would you want to know the thing that most annoys people? Seriously? Inakusaidia na? Well ok, people who refuse to see past my physical attributes. It’s only skin deep you know…

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?

Ham, sweet pineapple, bacon and lots of cheese.

34. Favorite Flower?

A single long-stemmed peach rose **blush** Apart from that exception, I generally detest bouquets and prefer gardens.

35. Favorite ice cream?

Vanilla.

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?

Morocco burgers [Fast Box] Best burgers ever!!

37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test?

Once … then I cried and got my license. Haven’t been in a car [as a driver] since.

38. From whom did you get your last email?

Facebook. I rarely open it so I rigged it to forward all my messages to gmail **grin**

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

I don’t do credit cards. But as I discovered today, I can spend infinite amounts on shoes and jewellery **grin**

40. Do anything spontaneous lately?

I went to a Syrian exhibition and then cruised the ‘mall’ with my nieces and spent 3K on jewellery… which is slightly disturbing **puzzled frown**

41. Like your job?

Yep.

42. Broccoli?

Nice.

43. What was your favorite vacation?

Locked in a room with a mountain of books, X-Fm, Sasha the Black, speedy wireless, BBC, and limitless access to fast food.

44. Last person(s) you went out to dinner with?

Last and first actually, since I’ve only ever been out to dinner once [except for work stuff and birthday dinners as a kid]. Can’t say his name though, he has RSS. But it starts with a 57 **grin**

45. What are you listening to right now?

I kinda cheated on this one. I was listening to BBC TV but that just sounded wrong so I switched on my itunes. It’s now playing  Good by Better than Ezra. Cool band.

46. What is your favorite color?

Burgundy [it’s a deep maroonish purplish shade of red. Or maybe a reddish purplish shade of maroon?]

47. How many tattoos do you have?

I will have three … as soon as I get someone to knock me  out and deliver me to the parlour – I have an intense fear of pain, and endless needle pricks do not sound like fun!

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?

Hehehe. Number 21.

49. What time did you finish this quiz?

10.49 p.m.

50. Coffee Drinker?

I try to avoid it, it makes me uberhyper **grin**

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How to skate in 15 not-so-easy steps

1. Acquire a sense of humour. If you don’t own one, borrow with interest, you’ll only need it for an hour at a time.

2. Find 800 bob, plus transport. Skates are provided at the rink in all sizes. And you’ll need a sweater, it’s ccccccold in there!

3. Get a watch or clock … or phone. The rink opens at 11 and closes every other hour for cleaning, so you have to be there at the right hour. 7 to 8 is most fun for beginners 😉

4. Confiscate all camera phones.

5. Find the walking stick. It’s a metal slidy thing that helps you balance. There’s a smaller one for kids, and some pingu-type skated statues for little people. Move anticlockwise to avoid collision. And concentrate. It is immensely difficult to skate and talk at the same time. Or maybe that’s just me…

6. Do not look at other skaters. Especially avoid looking at toddlers. When a five-inch person is in the rink, they are there for a reason, and you will feel stupid if you watch. Also, in my case, refer to point 5 and replace ‘talk’ with ‘think/smile/look-at-anything-except-the-ground’ as appropriate.

7. Learn to fall. Because you will. Many times. So learn not to hurt yourself. A good strategy is to always fall on your … er … rear padding. Unless of course you don’t have any.

8. Learn to laugh when you fall. Especially if you plan to fall, classically, several times in succession, before you ever get your skate on.

9. Keep your skates straight and your feet in a v-shape formation. Walk before you start to glide, and stop a slide by lifting your foot. Try to keep your feet behind your body – if they get ahead of you, you will fall.

10. Do not look at people doing super tricks on ice. You will fall.

11. Do not look at the determined little girl with drive painted on her face who learned to stop falling in 6 seconds or less. You will fall.

12. Do not look at the instructor who makes it look so easy. You will fall.

13. Do not let go of the geriatric walking stick, even if you are the only person in the rink using one, and you look like a lost dreadlocked person in an icicle-filled retirement home. You will fall.

14. Find it funny when you fall, again, and two six year old girls in frilly dresses [and without walking sticks] help you back onto your feet.

15. When – fifteen minutes after leaving the rink – your feet are still gliding in vee shapes and feel all wobbly like jelly strings speeding ahead of you, smile, you’re almost normal **grin**

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Adventures in 254

I sometimes think my days have 48 hours, but this was one long dweek, curfew notwithstanding. Er … yeah, I had a curfew. Funny story. See I was staying with one of my BFFs and … well, I sorta-kinda have this fear of staying out in the dark and … actually, let’s just leave it me having a curfew, yeah?

The plan was to relax, unwind, get some much needed R&R after two months of ceaseless work. I was hoping for some tweet-ups and some catch-ups with friends, old and new. It didn’t quite go according to plan.

Let’s see now. I was going to do a fun detailed string of who I met where when how, but not everyone is as forthcoming as me. Actually, after last week, even I am not as forthcoming as me.

So. Suffice to say day 1 involved Rezorous restaurant and Battle of the Bands. Fun!! Jason and Jacob Rock. They’re two pretty boys with dreadlocks and falsettos who play a mean acoustic guitar. Dark chocolate. Yum!! I hate it when wrapped, but love it organic 😉 Note to self: no gutters invoked **grin**

Then, M2O are brilliant!! I loved their cover of 18 days. They had some own-compo tracks that sounded like Coldplay, and they have a fun-having bassist and shy-pseudo lead, which is cutely weird. We left before anyone else played, though the Beethogs were noisy and the gothish children were annoying. Kids on booze in dog collars. Tsk tsk.

I got home with a scratchy throat and a slight irritation from … and I had a speed-date-type conversation with an old friend I once had a massive crush on. That was fun. Wish it had lasted longer, and he still gives the greatest hugs 🙂 He was utterly cryptic as always, but it’s been 5 years, and it was really good to see him.

Day 2 was mostly shoe-shopping and bonding with my favourite cousin. Fun!! Learnt some lessons about fish. Actual fish, like in an aquarium. Pretty! Also, the power of a mother. She owned my cousin’s fishes after he stashed them at her place ‘for a few days’, mweheheh. Yes, I know the plural is fish, but fishes just makes the point better. Power to the mother – since it’s her owning that let me see the pretty fishes.

Then came ladies day. Coffee and cake at java, then ‘window-shopping’ at Nakumatt. Got some awesome shoes by the way, yay! Pricey, girly, but nonetheless lovely. I tried them on a few hours ago … two things. One, I rarely wear shoes in Dar, just because. Two, my feet are swollen from humidity and moisture. Pressure too, sth about living at sea level 🙁 My shoes will have to stay in their boxes until … well … until the feet shrink I suppose, though that could take a while. I’m still happy though, coz they’re sooooo pretty.

Evening was tea at T-spot. Niiice! I was fascinated by the touchscreen, and my date and I kept trying to learn the key-code so we could … hehehe … well just so we could. We were seated right next to the touch panel. We ordered mahamri but got cake. We should have eaten it, mwehehe.

The waiters ignored us for a while, both before and after the bill. But they sure looked worried when we left ‘without paying’ … hey, it was dark 🙂 My chai shake had a little too much chai, but the evening was azawise lovely.

Day 3 didn’t start out too well, I got stood up for breakfast and lunch. Sigh. So I parked myself at the neighbour’s digs and played little-big-sister to my bro and friends. Hehehe. That was silly. Fun, but really, really silly. Landed at 9 and didn’t leave till 5. The evening was crammed tight with a last-minute phonecall and two crossing dates. Three actually. Oopsie!!

The first date was made in advance, so that got dibs, solo time and undivided attention. Yay! Java and Dormans were both full, so we settled for Pasara. But with my famed CB [lack of] directions, I ended up at Kapital Coffee House. The company was lovely, the blackforest was huge … and fake. But the pot of tea was an actual pot – well, no, it was a shiny tin kettle, but the serving was of pot-ular proportions, so yay!!

Rounded off the evening at Open Mic with two dates, which was pure awesomeness – the company more than the show, since I’m not really very artsy. One date left early **pout**, but I quite enjoyed the other. They need to serve Malta though. They had Novida, but I didn’t discover it till three days later. Tsk tsk.

I have to say, the Open Mic crowd are like the antithesis of heckling. They peleka you hiiiiigh! It’s a good place to debut as a performance poet, srsly! And of course, only in Kenya can you hear rugby songs at a poetry night **grin**

Day 4 was probably the funnest day of all. I had a few cancellations, and had to make one of my own coz I couldn’t get from westie to jogoo road in six seconds or less. I found an INFJ though, yay!! And right in my family too!! Great conversation, it was so cool to find someone so different yet so alike. I didn’t recognise her as INFJ. I just tried to figure out what she was and she wouldn’t fit anywhere else, so I had her do the test. Then we just taaaaaalked, funnest shortest hours ever!

Then there was breakfast at westgate, yum!! The company was even better than the food! Great conversation. My Also-favourite cousin dropped by to say hi, and that made my day too, I haven’t seen him since princess was in pampers!

Afte was a hit from T-spot with a long friend, he’s lovely, the chai-mocha was less so. Clearly, I’m not a tea-drinker either. I’ll stick to hot chocolate. Sugarless though [the horror!] coz I really need to cut down on lactose. Today I had my first cup of milkless, tasteless, virtually sugarless tea. **shudder** The things we do for detox!!

Evening was rounded off with coffee at java junction, though I had ice cream. I figured I’d had enough caffeine for the day. Great company, spiced fries, and three scoops of tummy-ache-inducing vanilla ice cream made for a perfect evening.

Spent the night at home with my brothers, which was way fun. They may disagree seeing as I kicked them out of their rooms [more boys than girls means I don’t have to share, mwehehehe] and still snuck into their room at 3.00 a.m for some anti-opti-time-zone web-time. **grin**

Day 5 … let’s see, that was largely a family day. I had a ‘business’ breakfast, which had to be postponed to two hours later – two hours that I spent mostly on Mombasa road jam. Then bro and I lost a bank. Yes, our lack of directions is genetic 🙂 I was asked to go to ICEA but ended up at International house, so he had to come find me – at 20th century. Then we tried to retrace Coop bank City Hall, which took about fifteen minutes of circling Jubilee Insurance … **grin**

Visited my aunt in Calif and bonded with the baby. They have fish as well, the non-eating kind. Preeetty! Saw an album with my mum as a teen. She was hot!! Then had a laid back late lunch with my cousin, mostly catching up and wishing our babies were with us. I suddenly had an hour to spare, so I went to sunbeam and spent way more money and time than is healthy. Fun!! I love shopping. Hot chocolate at Java koinange was pretty good 🙂

Day 6 was BFF day, me and my girl  hit Panari, but we mistimed and ended up in a cleaning session, so we went to Village Market for lunch. We had sth called Shawarma that was totally heavenly, and watched pretty children being silly.

Walked around windowshopping, then walked around some more trying to find a seat [the place gets majorly packed!!] then walked around even more trying to find the perfect birthday present for my favourite sailor … the final walkabout was to find network to receive a phonecall **grin** It was a morning well spent 🙂

Evening was a trot down memory lane [with really nice hair!!] then hot chocolate at twigget central. Hung out with One lovely gent, bumped into three likely others, one of whom has the sweetest smile.  He reminds me of my little brother, but is so wise that he plays big bro so much better; my elder little sibling so to speak **grin** He’s fun 🙂

The drink ended early then it was back to memory lane, Queensway branch for some milkshake and conversation. Excellent. And such pretty hair. Then of course there was a phone call, and Tusky’s, and ice cream, and a really pretty [stalker?] with even prettier hair, all long and wavy **grin**

The wind-down was with Ice Age and family and three different flavours of ice cream. Sheer bliss. Note to self though, ‘Ooh’ vanilla with chocolate chips tastes like medicine. And I mean that in a bad way.

Day 7. No plans intended before skating at Panari, and that was an after hours date, so the day was meant to be easy except for a lunch at four. Hung out with family and wore my new Chinese top and nude jeans. They’re a brown pair of corduroys that match my skin tone. **cheeky grin** It worked out very well, until we decided to make a detour at Maxwell’s. It took me five minutes and several evil stares to realise my dresscode was wrong. Oops **grin**

Lunch was at Dormans with Also-BFF. Their club sandwich is to die for, especially with cheese. Note, not the best idea to say ‘I love cheese’ though, coz they have several different kinds, and saying you want ‘the kind that melts’ makes waitresses difficult days all the more difficult.

Myubercool date slipped away for a few minutes, and next thing I know some could-be-cute guy got milk spilled all over his laptop and moved onto my seat. Interesting. Luckily [?] my date had left his drink, so when the new guy asked if I was alone, he spotted the fruit juice and left before I could decide on an appropriate response. Sigh. He had a really pretty computer… But my date was way more fun, so yay!

Come 6 o’clock I had to cut it short [sob sob] and dash to Kenya Cinema [what.] to meet my skating dates. We made it to Panari a few minutes late and had a super time of skating and falling and squealing. I’m pretty sure someone had a cameraphone. Then it was pizza, two slices each, since there was, what, twelve of us? Ok ok, we were nine. It was sooo fun. So much fun that I came back the next day, alone. What.

Which intros day 8. Pretty easy, breakfast with family in Ngong was fun, and exercise-some since they live on a high floor of a tall flat at the top of a steep hill. Ironic, yes? Girl is in great shape, clearly!! She looks fab too. Then we hit Adams for some not-so-window-shopping, and Princess called for some mobile homework – she wouldn’t let me text the answers, so I was in the middle of Toy market spelling out the four uses of air. I know!

Then it was drinks at Saapes. Niiice, coz after an entire week of searching, I finally found a bar that serves Malta. Yay! The company was fun too, and they have the prettiest mirrors. What.

After that it was back to Panari, but we missed the evening session. **pout** Settled for football, Chinese, and conversation. Fun!! We ordered … well, I have no idea what it was, but they brought the wrong thing – and changed the platter after one bite! That was way cool of them. I kept giggling coz I’ve never had chinese. Never mind that the restaurant is called … never mind that, the meal was superb, except that the chicken tasted like fish.

My date insisted I finish the humongous portions, but was nice enough to help when I reached eec. He pseudo-watched Chelsea over my head while I pseudo-watched Morgan over his head … there were two TVs. And we ate and talked and drank fake mango juice in a reeeaaaaly pretty glass. Fun! Then he went home and I went geriatric skating, heheh. That’s a post on it’s own.

Spent the rest of the night on the phone [not-so-good] and with Also-favourite cousin [fun! yay!!] watching weird music videos and talking. I love these people I can just talk to, they’re so easy to be around. Just like my Day 4 crowd, which included this same cousin. Yay! yes, I have a lot of cousins – 22 on my mum’s side alone.

Day last was sweet. Late lunch at Vima with a dear friend extended to 6.30. Here, I discovered Novida tropical. Sweet! And that sweet-and-sour pork is the yum! Then drinks at formely-joint-with-a-nice-name that is now Hotspurs, a walkabout in Nakumatt where I attempted to leave the boy traumatised, hehehe. Oh, and I got glasses, yay! I look exactly the same **puzzled frown** So either my glasses are invisible or I always had them mentally **grin**

I was really psyched up for an evening coffee date but it didn’t pan out thanks to a rather nasty Vima traffic jam **pout** but s’all good. The night was packing, bonding with my pseudo-daughter. She’s a gorgeous little girl who looks remarkably like me and who reminds me of princess, so we got along pretty well. I was almost sad to leave, in more ways than one, but I’ll be sure to see Little M again.

And just like that my week at home was over! I made a stopover in Moshi to hang out with ML. Met some interesting Kenzanians, got hooked on Will Traveller and got this awesome view of Kili. Wah!! There was a meet-the-people tour and a proposal of marriage, tsk tsk, and to that I say ‘no comment’.

What a du-week! I’m so going to do it again **grin**

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